{"product_id":"fubar","title":"FUBAR","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFUBAR Artisan Bar\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Underestimated Bath And Relaxation.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome days go completely off the rails. That is when you stop trying to fix everything, take the shower, and let lavender handle the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFUBAR\u003c\/strong\u003e is a classic lavender artisan soap made with pure lavender essential oil and real lavender buds. The floral buds give the bar a lightly scrubby texture while the familiar herbal lavender aroma creates a clean, calming shower experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe label may look like an incident report, but the recommended course of action is simple: lather, breathe, and reset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eScent\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA pure, herbaceous lavender scent made exclusively with lavender essential oil. No additional fragrance notes. No unnecessary complications.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with lavender essential oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinished with real lavender buds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightly scrubby botanical texture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in small batches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA perfectly practical response to a FUBAR kind of day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWet the bar and work into a rich lather between your hands or with a washcloth. Massage onto damp skin, then rinse thoroughly. Allow the bar to dry between uses to help extend its life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIngredients\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSaponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil**, Organic Coconut Oil*, Organic Shea Butter*), Lavender Essential Oil, Lavender Buds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003e **Fair Trade, Sustainable—Palm Done Right\u003cbr\u003e*Fair Trade \u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dionysias","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53787942846771,"sku":null,"price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0718\/7687\/0451\/files\/fubar.png?v=1785779039","url":"https:\/\/dionysias.com\/products\/fubar","provider":"Dionysias","version":"1.0","type":"link"}