Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys (artisan bar)

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Artisan Soap

Sweet as Cotton Candy. Unbothered by the Chaos.

Step right up! The circus is in town, but you're officially off the clock.

Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys is a deliciously sweet, cotton candy-scented artisan soap that's all about indulging in a little sweetness without getting dragged into anyone else's three-ring disaster.

With its playful, sugary fragrance and creamy, luxurious lather, this bar brings all the fun of the carnival straight to your shower. No clowns, no drama, and absolutely no monkeys to manage.

Because sometimes the sweetest thing you can do is mind your own damn business.

Why You'll Love It

• Sweet Cotton Candy Scent: A whimsical, sugary fragrance inspired by your favorite carnival treat.
• Rich, Creamy Lather: A blend of olive, coconut, and shea butter-based soap for a satisfying cleanse.
• Kaolin Clay: Adds a silky, smooth feel to your bathing ritual.
• Made with Organic Oils: Crafted with thoughtfully selected ingredients.
• Sustainable Palm Oil: Made with Palm Done Right sustainable palm oil.
• Vegan & Cruelty-Free: All the indulgence, none of the monkey business.

The Details

• Scent: Sweet Cotton Candy
• Size: 4.7 oz
• Type: Artisan Bar Soap
• Free From: Sulfates, parabens, and GMOs
• Made With: Organic oils and sustainable palm oil
• Vegan: Yes
• Cruelty-Free: Yes

Ingredients

Saponified Oils (Olive Oil, Organic Palm Oil**, Organic Coconut Oil*, Organic Shea Butter*), Fragrance, Titanium Dioxide, Kaolin Clay, Mica, Dye, Blue Lake 1.

*Fair Trade
**Fair Trade, Sustainable-Palm Done Right

How to Use

Lather with water, massage onto skin, and rinse thoroughly. Keep your bar on a draining soap dish between uses to extend its life.

Life's a circus. Your shower doesn't have to be.

Dionysias — A little luxury. A lot of attitude.